...there are lots of biographies about with incredibly cheesy covers.
Yesterday I saw the worst one ever. It made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself.
So for your amusement I present to you, the current F1 World Champion (you know, the one who can't tell the difference between a green light and a red one)...
Mr Lewis Hamilton
*rolls on floor in fits of laughter all over again*
Although I have to admit that the picture on the inside front cover is worse. In that one he's taken the racing suit off and is standing there in a shiny suit, adjusting his tie with the hand wearing a big blingy ring and looking like a pimp.
A cheap pimp.
On this occasion however, I hope that this does sell. Mainly because if it doesn't (and we haven't sold a single book about Spewis since he won his Championship) then I will be spending the next 4 weeks shifting 96 copies of it to various places around the shop.